NATURAL PRODUCTS

All of our products are 98-100% natural origin and are made with the finest ingredients Mother Nature has to offer.

NO HARMFUL INGREDIENTS

No bad stuff. We have a sh*t list of ingredients found in generic personal care products that we never use.

FORMULATED FOR MEN

Formulated specifically for men, our products perform at the highest level and feature unique, manly scents.

FRESH, BRIGHT, & BUBBLY

nautical nonsense soap

With notes of juicy pineapple, cool chamomile, and fresh moss, this bricc will transport you to Bikini Bottom and leave your skin feeling refreshingly clean.

TROPICAL, FANCY, &. LOYAL

Sea Star Shenanigans soap

The vibrant blend of tropical guava, pink pineapple, and juicy peach notes will have you swimming in delight.

Brighten Up Your Shower Routine

The individual soaps are available to subscribers only. Just add 'em to your subscription and they'll come with your next shipment.

We use natural ingredients in our products, but it’s still possible to experience an adverse reaction. If any skin irritation or other reaction occurs, immediately discontinue use and consult a medical professional. Product scent names serve as a fragrance description and may not reflect actual ingredients. We’re always trying to improve our products so check your item’s packaging for the most up-to-date details.